I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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