is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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