so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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