even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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