somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
