It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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