the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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