I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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