I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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