my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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