discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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