Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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