a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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