this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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