Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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