but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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