Do you still have your period?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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