And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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