I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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