So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
pray to the hookup gods
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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