"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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