We won't sleep together?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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