is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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