I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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