Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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