I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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