How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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