I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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