they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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