I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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