Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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