I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
ttyl tear gas
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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