I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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