You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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