What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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