he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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