Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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