and next time when you feel me up, do it right
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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