i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
