He is an equal opportunity slut.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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