LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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