I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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