just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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