Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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