ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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