you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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