I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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