her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Holy shit dude........stairs
ok first of all what the fuck
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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