people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Randomize
