ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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