Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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