he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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