Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize